Clean Simple Eats Simply Vanilla

Simply Vanilla

6.0

Solid

Score range: 6.0 – 7.4

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Tier Verdict · Solid

A decent option for the Ninja Creami. Works well enough, but there are better choices in the rankings. Decent option if it's on sale.

The Review

Clean Simple Eats Vanilla enters the arena with solid macros and a promise of a straightforward flavor profile, but in the deep freeze of the Ninja Creami, "straightforward" quickly becomes "forgettable". The taste is undeniably clean and lacks that synthetic "chemical" edge found in lower-tier brands, yet the vanilla note is significantly weaker than I had hoped for. It functions perfectly well as a standard base, but it lacks the aromatic punch required to stand out as a premium standalone dessert.

Because the flavor is so restrained, this powder essentially acts as a blank canvas rather than the star of the show. To get any real excitement out of this pint, you’ll need to lean heavily on your mix-in drawer; think crushed cookies, a robust fruit swirl, or a generous drizzle of caramel to add the depth that the powder lacks on its own. It’s a decent option if your pantry is bare, but unless you're planning on a complex build, this vanilla struggles to leave a lasting impression.

Score Breakdown

5/10
🍦Taste

Flavor & no off-notes

8/10
🥄Texture

Creaminess & body

6/10
📊Macros

Protein efficiency

Would Buy Full Bag?✗ No
SweetenerXylitol (Natural Birch), Stevia (Leaf) Extract, Monk Fruit🌿

Recipe adds erythritol (from recipe, not this powder).

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Macros

Serving size: 33g (1 Scoop)

Protein efficiency?💪 18.2g / 100 cal · Good
Calories110
Protein20g
Fat0g
Carbs9g
Net Carbs8g

Macros for the protein powder alone, as printed on the label — not including any recipe ingredients.

Per Serving (label)

Calories110
Protein20g
Total Fat0g
Saturated Fat0g
Total Carbohydrates9g
Dietary Fiber1g
Net Carbohydrates8g
Total Sugars1g
Sodium180mg

As printed on the label. Serving size: 33g (1 Scoop).

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About This Brand

Clean Simple Eats — #6 Brand · 6.3 avg

Worth Exploring

Clean Simple Eats gets a lot of hype, but the results don’t really back it up. Across the sampler, most flavors come out muted and one-note, lacking the punch you want in a Creami pint. The flavors are okay, but it really depends which ones. If want solid macros, good brand. If you're really looking for more authentic ice cream, still yet to be proven here.

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